Behold, Ton Sai, island of mysteries.
Why do your caves hold the blue print for Florida?
How did these monkeys come to this island, and can they truly ride mini-bicycles?
How many a fair maiden has lost her chastity on your sex-inducing shores?
And why do super-sized dildos adorn your sands?
*actually, I know this one. So this princess was supposed to marry a fisherman, but his boat crashed on the way to her. Now the locals gift dildos to, you know, help her wait...lamb of God, look it up.
And where does this monkey highway go?
