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| These pillars don't pay taxes on dividends...jerks |
I hate to be one of those "told you so guys," but consider the following:
I have always been a defender of the meek, and I have always refused to believe that tyranny has prevailed.
And as a defender of the meek who refuses to
believe that tyranny has prevailed, I have now occupied Wall Street.
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| Man, I could really go for a chipwich |
First, a brief history of Wall Street.
Our Founding Fathers prayed that one day, there would be a place for all the poor, tired, weak, and billionaires to live free of persecution...ok, that's not true.
Actually, they tried to design a country that would avoid the age-old combination of money and politics.
Oops...but how could they know that corporations were people, two?
Awesome--now you're as informed as Rick Perry (who believes that the revolutionary war was in the 16th century).
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| Man, the government's a total slut. |
Some were ponchoed.
Others were waving flags.
Some were the FOX News hipped out hippies.
But there were old ladies too. And ethnicities!
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| Most awkward Skype conversation ever. |
But ipadisized.
And texted.
And iphoned.
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| I'm telling you, the zombies broke Main Street... |
On the right, a super nice guy from North Dakota. He and his dad sell cars.
But he decided to come to Occupy Wall Street.
And because he's so good at selling cars, his work didn't mind giving him time off.
On the left, this stock broker dude, who told us that the bankers weren't the villains. He blamed the world's problems on the Masons, then the Zionists, then the Communists. Right...
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| Will flag shields become the new thing? |
And then began the march.
There was chanting.
Oh, there was chanting.
It was a magical time.
And we marched, marched, marched:
"Banks got bailed out/We got sold out."
And...
"Occupy Wall Street. All day. All week."
So come on down to Occupy Wall Street.
