Chiang Rai Hunks Dating Site Now Available

It's time to check out some hunks from Chiang Rai. If you're single, ladies check these fellas out.


*note, site in Beta. Apologies for gaps and unattractive men--site administrator


Name: Big Fat Golden Budda


Likes: Enlightenment, Mango Milkshakes


Dislikes: Tourists who climb on my belly, earthly temptations


Quote: I'm not fat, I'm just super-enlightened.










What You May Not Know: I live next to this freakin awesome temple.


That's right, Buddha's got a pad (does not count as earthly possession, because I just rent it).














Name: Super Cool Kneeling Elephant


Likes: Peanuts, kneeling, fried food


Dislikes: Coffee, elephant farms, hippos


Quote: Quotes are stupid






What You May Not Know:


This order is entirely for me. Egg, batter, chives. Fuck yeah.


















Name: Chalermchai Kositpipat


Likes: The White Temple, which I built, suckas


Dislikes: All other temples


Quote: The White Temple is the coolest temple around. Forget the black temple, the red temple, and dear God, don't even start talking about the lame-ass Kneeling Elephant Temple. The White Temple, that's where all the hoes go.










What You May Not Know: I actually don't own any white clothes, and my favorite color is pink.


































Name: Sunken Predator at White Temple


Likes: Man flesh, sweet buns, world domination, tentacles


Dislikes: Aliens, silly hats


Quote: Garbha Xha aaaa dhduf akkk

















 What You May Not Know: These are a few of my favorite foods. And I'm also an excellent cook.