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Name: Big Fat Golden Budda
Likes: Enlightenment, Mango Milkshakes
Dislikes: Tourists who climb on my belly, earthly temptations
Quote: I'm not fat, I'm just super-enlightened.
What You May Not Know: I live next to this freakin awesome temple.
That's right, Buddha's got a pad (does not count as earthly possession, because I just rent it).
Name: Super Cool Kneeling Elephant
Likes: Peanuts, kneeling, fried food
Dislikes: Coffee, elephant farms, hippos
Quote: Quotes are stupid
What You May Not Know:
This order is entirely for me. Egg, batter, chives. Fuck yeah.
Name: Chalermchai Kositpipat
Likes: The White Temple, which I built, suckas
Dislikes: All other temples
Quote: The White Temple is the coolest temple around. Forget the black temple, the red temple, and dear God, don't even start talking about the lame-ass Kneeling Elephant Temple. The White Temple, that's where all the hoes go.
What You May Not Know: I actually don't own any white clothes, and my favorite color is pink.

Name: Sunken Predator at White Temple
Likes: Man flesh, sweet buns, world domination, tentacles
Dislikes: Aliens, silly hats
Quote: Garbha Xha aaaa dhduf akkk

What You May Not Know: These are a few of my favorite foods. And I'm also an excellent cook.

